My Forty Winks
Poor Rahul Gandhi. He had a snooze in parliament, and we had all the news channels , specially Arnab Goswami, calling the so called experts, lambasting Rahul. And were the panelists who were called, doctors, or sleep analysits ? No , they were economists, finance guys, but not one Doctor there.
I am sure, this is how the day progressed in the morning for Arnab Goswami. He must have had nothing to discuss that night, so must have called the panelists he normally calls for these live debates, that listen u guys, there is no topic to discuss tonight.So come up with something fast, we cannot discuss The brazil loss, for cricket we cannot discuss on Times Now, that is for Harsha Bhogle and his gang.And if u dont come up with a topic, be rest assured u will be without a cheque tonight !!!
Suddenly as a bored panelist who was watching Lok Sabha TV, his servant must have put it on, must have seen Rahul Gandhi yawning, and he made a lighting call to AG, and it was more shocking news that an Tsunami. And all knives came out, and AG heaved a sign of relief, that ok, today I have something to talk obout tonight.
But is yawning and dozing off a crimininal crime, is what I what to know. Do u know where I doze off myself ? When I go to condolence meets, whre the pundits go on and on, about how bad people with bad karmas, will go to hell, the yamraj will boil them, or roast them and so on. A chicken can be roasted or boiled once, and then has to be thrown out, how come the pandit says, everyday u will be roasted ? Idiot !
And then u have congratulatory messages for the deceased pouring in from all neighbourhoods and politicians. And then the siblings praising the person for whom they had no time when he or she was alive. I get so bored, that I put both my palms on my chin, and close off my eyes and doze off. To others I seems to be listening intently, but actually I am dreaming about my favourite Mumtaz and Helens, the babes of my era, now grandmothers.
Well even at marriages, where they have the tendency of showing silly movies of how boy met girl, I do the same, but at least here I have the freedom to have my drink, and keep myself busy looking at the pretty Russian girls who are barmaids these days, but at condolence meet, u are stuck to one spot, so all u can do is dream about ur dream girl, and snooze away.
I was never caught, but recently I am caught, bcs I tend to snore and that too loudly, and my friends elbow me, and I wake up with a start. So Rajiv Gandhi did not snore, poor chap did not distrupt the proceedings, he just showed that the speech was boring and in democracy, we all have the right to sleep thru, speeches or whatever. This is our birthright, and so was Rahuls.
What is bad is passing gas, and what is worse is passing it loudly, which is called farting, snoozing is so middle class act, and does not call for debates. As they said yesterday, even Vajpayee used to do it. I am sure even Arnab must be snoozing when his dad must have given him a lecture.
Arnab grow up, for if this is the way u continue, making fun of such acts, I may fall asleep listening to u.
I think it was in bad taste for all of u to belittle Rahul, for once I feel sorry for the poor chap, who knows he was watching the Brazil match late into the night, so did not catch up sleep, and with mom telling him come to parliament, poor chap fell asleep.
I say to all, snooze when u are bored, we all are guilty of this at some time or the other, but kindly do not disturpt by snoring or farting,or shouting down the speaker, but snoozing is our birthright, and let us show boring speakers what we think of them.
What say friends !!!
KAMAL MAHTANI
A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.
Gupta ji ne nayi Car li aur Car ke Peeche Likhwaya, "Saawan ko Aane do"
Peeche se Truck ne Thok diya
Truck par Likha tha, "Aaya Saawan Jhoom ke !!
A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "
locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch
watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's laughing.
If u think ur parents�� did nothing for you,
remember
Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger.
Mithun Chhakraborty named his son Mimoh
and
Bappi Da named his son Bappa.
Respect your parents for not doing this to you.
The best way to enter a woman's heart is by saying three words...
"You Lost Weight"������
Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi
Dost Usko Chhup Karwane Ke
Baad..
.
.
Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..?
Aadmi: Laptop La De..
Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..?
.
.
.
Aadmi: Facebook Pe Status To
Single Kar Du...
A bachelor wrote on his facebook status...
.
"Biwi Chahiye"
.
.
2 girls liked It
.
and 140 Men Commented
"Meri Lejao"
Lady to her dietitian : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc-How come???
Lady- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...
Arab falls in love with sindhi girl and decides to meet the father
Arab : Your daughter is beautiful and i love her. If u let me marry her i'll give u gold equal to her weight.
Sindhi: I need time.
Arab : To think?
Sindhi -No no...to help her gain weight.
Sindhi Rocks �� Arab Shocked ��
: Brazil jaise hari hai unka dukh to sirf congress hi samaj sakti hai.
: Typical Punjabi:
A Punjabi lady to another : inka operation karvana hai, Max hospital kaisa hai,
2nd lady: bilkul bekar, wahan ki canteen mein to chole Bhature bhi nahi milte .....
Poor Rahul Gandhi. He had a snooze in parliament, and we had all the news channels , specially Arnab Goswami, calling the so called experts, lambasting Rahul. And were the panelists who were called, doctors, or sleep analysits ? No , they were economists, finance guys, but not one Doctor there.
I am sure, this is how the day progressed in the morning for Arnab Goswami. He must have had nothing to discuss that night, so must have called the panelists he normally calls for these live debates, that listen u guys, there is no topic to discuss tonight.So come up with something fast, we cannot discuss The brazil loss, for cricket we cannot discuss on Times Now, that is for Harsha Bhogle and his gang.And if u dont come up with a topic, be rest assured u will be without a cheque tonight !!!
Suddenly as a bored panelist who was watching Lok Sabha TV, his servant must have put it on, must have seen Rahul Gandhi yawning, and he made a lighting call to AG, and it was more shocking news that an Tsunami. And all knives came out, and AG heaved a sign of relief, that ok, today I have something to talk obout tonight.
But is yawning and dozing off a crimininal crime, is what I what to know. Do u know where I doze off myself ? When I go to condolence meets, whre the pundits go on and on, about how bad people with bad karmas, will go to hell, the yamraj will boil them, or roast them and so on. A chicken can be roasted or boiled once, and then has to be thrown out, how come the pandit says, everyday u will be roasted ? Idiot !
And then u have congratulatory messages for the deceased pouring in from all neighbourhoods and politicians. And then the siblings praising the person for whom they had no time when he or she was alive. I get so bored, that I put both my palms on my chin, and close off my eyes and doze off. To others I seems to be listening intently, but actually I am dreaming about my favourite Mumtaz and Helens, the babes of my era, now grandmothers.
Well even at marriages, where they have the tendency of showing silly movies of how boy met girl, I do the same, but at least here I have the freedom to have my drink, and keep myself busy looking at the pretty Russian girls who are barmaids these days, but at condolence meet, u are stuck to one spot, so all u can do is dream about ur dream girl, and snooze away.
I was never caught, but recently I am caught, bcs I tend to snore and that too loudly, and my friends elbow me, and I wake up with a start. So Rajiv Gandhi did not snore, poor chap did not distrupt the proceedings, he just showed that the speech was boring and in democracy, we all have the right to sleep thru, speeches or whatever. This is our birthright, and so was Rahuls.
What is bad is passing gas, and what is worse is passing it loudly, which is called farting, snoozing is so middle class act, and does not call for debates. As they said yesterday, even Vajpayee used to do it. I am sure even Arnab must be snoozing when his dad must have given him a lecture.
Arnab grow up, for if this is the way u continue, making fun of such acts, I may fall asleep listening to u.
I think it was in bad taste for all of u to belittle Rahul, for once I feel sorry for the poor chap, who knows he was watching the Brazil match late into the night, so did not catch up sleep, and with mom telling him come to parliament, poor chap fell asleep.
I say to all, snooze when u are bored, we all are guilty of this at some time or the other, but kindly do not disturpt by snoring or farting,or shouting down the speaker, but snoozing is our birthright, and let us show boring speakers what we think of them.
What say friends !!!
KAMAL MAHTANI
A Doctor opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Man comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor:
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The MAN was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks MAN comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
MAN: Doc! I've lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
MAN : Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.
Gupta ji ne nayi Car li aur Car ke Peeche Likhwaya, "Saawan ko Aane do"
Peeche se Truck ne Thok diya
Truck par Likha tha, "Aaya Saawan Jhoom ke !!
A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "
locked inside my house, ashamed to go out to the porch
watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. Instead of barking, he's laughing.
If u think ur parents�� did nothing for you,
remember
Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger.
Mithun Chhakraborty named his son Mimoh
and
Bappi Da named his son Bappa.
Respect your parents for not doing this to you.
The best way to enter a woman's heart is by saying three words...
"You Lost Weight"������
Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi
Dost Usko Chhup Karwane Ke
Baad..
.
.
Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..?
Aadmi: Laptop La De..
Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..?
.
.
.
Aadmi: Facebook Pe Status To
Single Kar Du...
A bachelor wrote on his facebook status...
.
"Biwi Chahiye"
.
.
2 girls liked It
.
and 140 Men Commented
"Meri Lejao"
Lady to her dietitian : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc-How come???
Lady- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...
Arab falls in love with sindhi girl and decides to meet the father
Arab : Your daughter is beautiful and i love her. If u let me marry her i'll give u gold equal to her weight.
Sindhi: I need time.
Arab : To think?
Sindhi -No no...to help her gain weight.
Sindhi Rocks �� Arab Shocked ��
: Brazil jaise hari hai unka dukh to sirf congress hi samaj sakti hai.
: Typical Punjabi:
A Punjabi lady to another : inka operation karvana hai, Max hospital kaisa hai,
2nd lady: bilkul bekar, wahan ki canteen mein to chole Bhature bhi nahi milte .....