The Story of Two friends Timur And Amur
Today I read in the papers this amazing story of two friends, a tiger and a goat, and I could not believe my eyes till I checked the internet. Here it goes
Friendship of tiger and goat tugs at Russia's heartstrings
in a Russian safari park, a tiger is fed live animals twice a week. The tiger,Amur hunts the goat and eats it. Well recently they sent a goat , but this time Amur became friendly to Timur, the goat, and they are great pals. They play together, sleep together, they even butt their heads together.
The zoo director is amazed, and he says he has never seen anything like this. He says the tiger is not eating the goat, because the goat is not afraid of the tiger, as the previous goats were. And he says this is a sign from above.
Russians are so fed up of war stories, Syria and all that, that they have started pestering the newspapers fr the story on these two.
Now has the tiger turned veggie ?There is a saying in Hindi “ Agar Ghoda ghas se dosti karega, to khayega kya “, so it the tiger befriends the goat, what will he eat ? obviously the tiger cannot eat another goat in front of his friend, it will offend , no ? So now the zoo fellows are feeding instead live rabbits to the tiger. They must be snacks for the tiger, who is used to the bigger pieces of meat.
Now what are the chances of the tiger getting fed up of rabbits and eat his friend the goat ? Well many betting rings have come up in Russia, where they say the chances of tiger eating goat is 80%. But the zoo director differs, says no that will not happen at all.
They are planning to attach live cameras to catch the friends meeting and sleeping together.
Just as this is rare the friendship of goat and tiger, same way for a man and a woman to stay just friends, and no mischeif is also rare.
This situation reminds me of actors, and actresses, of whom a lot is said in the papers, but who say, We are just friends, zeenat said of Dev anand, that heis my friend philospher and guide, and all that. Or they will say we share a platonic relationship. Like the tiger and the goat, we are good riends that is all, so what if we spent a night in the same room, at the shooting, we were like brother and sister, u see ! pure as pristine. HAHA
Yes this is a message from above, for otherwise how could the prey become friends with the hunter. This is love of the purest kind, cannot be explained other than the hand of god in it. What a story.
That reminds me of Sonia Gandhi and Modi.Can they be friends like Timur and Amur ?
So guys what do u think, will the tiger finally eat the goat ?Will Sonia and Modi be friends ? Me? No idea , I am stumped really.
Another news that took my interest is the divorce of Rohan , the son of infosys chief NarainMurthy, with Lakshmi, the daughter of TVS scooters owner.
Young tycoons Rohan Murty and Lakshmi Venu get divorced
4 years of marriage and now the divorce.Both rich, super rich, a match of two giant families, and a divorce eh !No reason is given.
Strange really, everything seems right here. I was wondering for a reason, though it does not concern me at all. But what can a retired person like me do, but delve into these things.
I have heard these stories about the murthy’s. That Narayan murthy cleans the bathroom himself, washes his own plates, and they tell the children to throw out o ne garment before they bring in a new one home.Well a good habit , but who knows if Rohan the son , told his wife, that she too must coook and clean the dishes , and iron the clothes, as his mom does , and she may be thinking, hey, I lived differently at my parents home, where we spent money on domestic helps , and where I had what I wanted on my fingertips.
Who knows really, but this proves one thing, that even between two rich families, with proper pandits to conduct the ceremonies, where money is no matter, even tehre it is not sure if the marriage will last or not.
Sad.
Have a great weekend ladies and gentlemen. Celebration for Salman followers, he has gone scott free. The question is, who drove the car ultimately. Was it a self driving car, whose invention was kept a secret for long, and /or the invention was acquired by Salman, who paid off theinventor eh !
Chew over that.
KAMAL MAHTANI
t's December....
The Flu season is here. And I know, Alcohol kills germs.
So I walk to the pub.(exercise)
I put lime in my vodka. (vitamin C)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (veggies )
Drink outdoors on the patio. (fresh air)
Tell rude jokes and laugh. (eliminate stress)
Then I pass out. (rest).
The way I see it, a shot in the glass,
is better than one in the ass.
Final verdict is out on the salman hit & run case....
The SUV was drunk,
The footpath was driving,
The homeless people seeing this, committed suicide...
"Being human", salman went there to pay last respects.
now all of you, get back to your work !
& wait for indrani & peter nautanki shortly !
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If Salman was punished today I would have lost faith on money.
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Farting etiquette !!
Americans fart and say " Excuse me!"..
Britishers Fart and say "Pardon me!"..
Japanese Fart and say "Forgive me!"..
And
Indians Fart and say
"NOT ME"
This is a friendly reminder about drinking and driving during the new year season
One of my friends went out last night and after drinking he made a sensible decision to leave his car at the pub and took the bus home. He was really proud of himself this morning..!!
He had never driven a bus before!
Aditya chopra and Rani mukherjee name their daughter Adi-ra by fusing thr names, I feel for Ranveer Deepika.
(Take the first three initials of them)
What if they had take the RA of rani and Di from Aditya , the name would be RADI, meaning Garbage.
HAHA.