Dance Mumbai Dance
God knows if the mumbaikars are happy with the Dance bars opening again, but I know the bar girls are beaming, so are the bar owners, the police, and the state government.
I was zapped to know today from the papers that the state government used to earn some 3000 crores annually from the dance bars, as licence fees and other taxes. And now they will earn even more, with new taxes added.
I have always wondered what was so great about the dance bars, that people were going there. A jaipur friend visited it once, and he told me, he went inside to find some action, but he found nothing as such. Loud music, girls dancing with clothes on, blaringmusic, girls come close to u, if u show them a 100 buck note, but u dare not touch them, the bouncers are there waiting to bash u up.
I have never been to one, and most probably wont go again. The beer that is available outside for 75 bucks is sold there for some 300/400, who is mad to go there. And not a great place to be seen by others eh !
The main people who throng here, were people from the adjoining states , who come to Mumbai forwork, finish it by afternoon, spend a few hours here, and go back in the night train. Then u have the criminals, and other people who earn black money in tones, who dont know what to do with that illgotton money , will want to spend it fast before they are caught with it. It was very ideal for them.
Personally I think it is not all that bad these bars. The provide revenue to the government , the police get a huge cut, the bar girls earn well, in lakhs at times , the bar owners are happy, and so are the liquor sellers. When all involved are happy, that business is good.
We have many jokes coming in after this news broke out. Here is this one
SHIAMAK DAVARS DANCING BATCH FULL IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR AFTER SUPREME COURT JUDGEMENT ON DANCE BARS !!!!!
Pran reached the gates of heaven and I think the angel whats his name asked him What is your name and pransaab got bugged and yelled at him Dont u see Hindi Movies, I am Sher Khan, I will break yr @#$%^ head, how dare u ask me who I am . HAHA
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One year to go for the elections, and now u will see strange skeletons coming out of the closets, a dirty war is erupting, they cant target modi, bcs he has no financial scams to his name, so u can just catch him by the Godra riots and the ishrat case. Good luck guys, first take care of the Rupee , then think of Modi.
HAHA
Enjoy the monsoon, and the jokes below.Have a great week friends.
KAMAL MAHTANI
A woman went for fishing.
She enjoyed boating & got tired.
She sat, kept her things &
started reading a book.
Policeman came, said: Maam u r
in "NO" fishing Zone.
She said: "I am reading not
fishing."
Policeman said:
"But u have all equipment & u
might start anytime."
Woman shouted: "Im not fishing
here. Now u r sexually harrassing
me."
Policeman said: "I am not doing
anything!"
She smiled: "Thats it! You have
all equipment & might start
anytime!"
Moral : Never Argue with a Woman
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The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and summons him to the income tax office.
The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Jamshedji..
The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Kewalramani. "How about a demonstration?"
The officer thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Kewalramani says, "I'll bet you ten thousand rupees that I can bite my own eye."
The officer thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Kewalramani removes his glass eye and bites it.
The officer's jaw drops.
Kewalramani says, "Now, I'll bet you Twenty Thousand rupees that I can bite my other eye."
The officer can tell Kewalramani isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Kewalramani removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned officer now realizes he has wagered and lost Thirty thousand rupees, with Jamshedji as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Kewalramani asks.
"I'll bet you Sixty Thousand rupees that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and' Decides there's no way this guy can manage the stunt, So he agrees again.
Kewalramani stands beside the desk and unzips his pants,but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The officer leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss Into a huge win.
But Jamshedji the lawyer moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the officer asks.
"Not really," says Jamshedji, the attorney.
"This morning, when Kewalramani told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me Two lakhs Rupees that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.
CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
FATHER :
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
For all the ladies..u will love it
Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.
Wah wah.
Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.
Ghar me 3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai
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What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins ? ? ? ? ? ?
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The Sardar does not sleep d whole night thinking ...........
who is the father of second child ! :/��
When i walk in the garden, and a pretty female talks to me, and harsha too that day decides to take a walk, this is what i do !!!!
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Well with the petrol priuces zooming up, i will soon have to go to a Mcdonald to eat a burger on a cycle, shame shame on me really!!!
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Well , the ruppee is dead, why dont u friends give them to me, i wil use them as wall paper, what say friends. Send all yr rupees to me please.
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if they had planes in cicties of india as transport, this is how packed they would be, some even sitting on the wings eh
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